It started in the fall of 2009. During a World Cup qualifying match between France and Ireland, France's player Henry Thierry blatantly used his hand to keep a ball from going out of bounds, then he passed it to a teammate who scored the goal that kept Ireland from the World cup. I wrote a blog about it earlier and how I feel Soccer needs to start using instant replay for such situations.
However, in this blog I am talking about Gillette's troubles. After the handball incident, there were many people (including the entire country of Ireland) who boldly stated that they would no longer use Gillette products as long as Henry Thierry was one of their sponsors. Gillette made some public comments on the issue, but in the end did nothing.
Just a few months later, one of their other major advertiser, Tiger Woods, took his historic fall from grace. I don't care to get into the details of that mess, but lets just say in the end Gillette decided to drop Tiger as a sponsor.
This only leaves Rodger Federer amongst Gillette's major three endorsers who hasn't made a huge publicly ridiculed mistake. And we all know it's just a matter of time, because it is quite obvious there is a Gillette Curse. Much like the Madden Curse (for those who don't know, whichever NFL player appears on the cover of the Madden video game has almost always gotten injured the next year), the Gillette curse is a reminder that, although it may be nice to get that extra cash, you would be a lot safer if you just let the offer pass you by.
Perhaps I should suggest a new Gillette spokesperson who is guaranteed to never fall from grace. He is pictured below.

Meet Sid. Even if this guy somehow gets famous, we all know there isn't going to be any temptation for him to have an extra marital affair. Mainly because that would require him to first be married.
Well, you heard it here first. Endorsing Gillette is just as dangerous, if not more dangerous, than jumping out of a helicopter through the blades of another helicopter, into a used syringe pit that has really pissed off bears.
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